Most wtf recipe book

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Ahhhh haaa so now we know what to do with all that unwanted semen.....stick it in your dinner!
the book only costs £14.47...61 pages of recipes to cook your family and friends!
Im pretty sure my daughter would hate me if she later found out when she was older i fed her 'cum' cumber sandwiches instead of the normal cucumber ones! Plus where would a single woman like me get semen??....would i ask my male friend or just a guy at a bar??? "excuse me sir, can i ask for a donation of semen..and no i dont want to impregnate myself....id like to make a cum cake....only can i ask if you have eaten any garlic in the last few days because sour sperm wont do for my recipe"
I think this book is pretty much relationshipist......directed at couples and single men!
I should find somewhere to complain!

Description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!